- Claire
- 18
- Narcissistic
- Loves all different kinds of stuff
-Sometimes I post pictures of my cute butt (literally) so be prepared for bi-weekly butt post.
WARNING: I do post NSFW junk, so if you don't like to see that stuff on your dash, you'll hafta deal with it, because I bow to no one. I track the tag clairefairy.
Backround pic: In The Woods by Furry Little Peach

My Kugelmugel RP blog:
thatcouldbemoreartistic.tumblr.com
Sex RP blog:
justalittlelovebug.tumblr.com

the shoulders that i could cry on are far away but my tears are right before my eyes

  • shrek one: BEST
  • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
  • shrek three: bad
  • shrek four: bad

gallifreyanprincess:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

YES

BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND

(via zanetheaiden)

monchouchoumillie:

-roommate knocks multiple times at my door-

-says something important and apologizes for bothering me-

kath: hey i’m sorry for bothering, were you sleeping?

what i say: yeah, no it’s ok. sorry it took me a while to hear you knocking.

what i really mean: I WAS MASTURBATING YOU BITCH GET THE HELL OUT WHAT THE FUCK

(via orgasmictipsforgirls)

moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

(Source: anti-social-cave, via zanetheaiden)